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JOKE OF THE DAY - CINA woman trying to speak MALAY.

C: (malay) hi, what is this size?

G: this is size "S".

C: "S" ?!?!

G: ya. S. (malay) size "S".

C: (malay) then do you have this in size M?

G: (english) i can check for you.

C: (malay) then what about this size?

G: "XS".

C: (malay) so this's (pointing at size "S") is smaller?

G: (malay) nope. "XS" is smaller.

C: (pointing at size "S" again and in malay) NO NO NO! this is smaller right?

G: (pointing at size "XS" and in malay) no. this is smaller than that.

C: (pointing at size "S" for the THIRD TIME and in malay) then what is this size again? smaller than the one you're holding right?

(FYI. MISS GUCCI LANG ENG XUAN is holding on to a size "XS".)

G: (english) no no no. "XS" is smaller than "S".

Manager came into rescue.

M: excuse miss, you know how to speak Mandarin?

C: 啊! 你会讲中文? 啊! 我要这件裙子. 小号的.

Manager doing translation to me and tapped my shoulder.

M: you know how to speak Mandarin right?

G: I'm a Chinese. of cause i know.

M: then why are you both talking in Malay?

G: cause she started talking to me in Malay. so i thought she's some INDO-CHINESE, when she look 100% from CHINA.



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